LAURA
Not much is known about Laura, as no-one has ever really been able to pay attention to what she is saying. Laura was brought up in a convent in the foothills of Tuscany and still leads a life more akin to a nun than that of a budding rock star.
She was spotted at a children’s talent contest by the Swedish impresario, Sven Gali, who offered her so many sweeties that she developed the weight problem that dogs her to this day. After she left school, Laura worked in the singles section at HMV, where she handled a large collection of 7 inchers.
She brings a unique improvisational vocal style to Kill Bill and thrills the band and audience alike with her spontaneous decisions whether or not to include certain verses.
Laura can often be found standing outside the stage door as she has no idea when to come in. She joined the band when she fell over Danny and Martin outside the Three Tuns.