TED
The ‘baby’ of the band, Ted brings a unique knowledge of numbers to Kill Bill as no-one else can count to 6. He was classically trained, unfortunately in Greek Mythology due a misunderstanding when completing his university application form.
Ted was a prodigiously talented trombone player and at the age of 5, joined the George Chisholm All Stars where he contributed the note ‘A sharp’, because his arm was too short to move the slide. His love of drums comes from an unhealthy interest in cheerleading troupes, which is why Kill Bill is still unable to play school gigs.
His drumming style is often compared to Keith Moon and John Bonham. Unfortunately, he has never been compared to anyone living. He joined Kill Bill when he tripped up Martin outside the Three Tuns.
Ted is teetotal.
Ted was a prodigiously talented trombone player and at the age of 5, joined the George Chisholm All Stars where he contributed the note ‘A sharp’, because his arm was too short to move the slide. His love of drums comes from an unhealthy interest in cheerleading troupes, which is why Kill Bill is still unable to play school gigs.
His drumming style is often compared to Keith Moon and John Bonham. Unfortunately, he has never been compared to anyone living. He joined Kill Bill when he tripped up Martin outside the Three Tuns.
Ted is teetotal.